So, without further ado, here are Ben's thoughts:
Poison: Nothin' But a Good Time
I like the singing. I like the music. I know that this one is a boy. No. He's a girl. No, wait. I think they are all girls. No. This one is a boy. I just don't know. I don't know what this song is about. Nobody knows what this song is about. I'm done with this one now. I want to go have lunch.
Bon Jovi: Wanted Dead Or Alive
I know who is a boy and who is a girl in this one. That one (points at Jon Bon Jovi) is a boy. That one (points at Richie Sambora) is a girl. Cowboys? Is this song about cowboys? I think so. These guys are dancing but they don't dance very good. I don't want to be a singer when I grow up because I don't want to sing and I don't really want to be a grown up. I like their long hair. But guess what? I don't want to have long hair someday. Because...I don't know why.
Guns N Roses: Welcome to the Jungle
Oh okay, well I like this one. I like that guy who sings. But maybe he's mad? Is he happy or mad? I don't like that guy with the black hat though. He's not scary, but black is not my favorite color. Maybe somebody else knows what this song is about?
Night Ranger: Sister Christian
I don't like it. I don't like all of it. Are those two guitar guys twins? I don't like the look of this. Is it a commercial? Are they singing in an office? I don't like the dancing. I just like commercials. Wait, this is a commercial or its not a commercial? What are they selling? Money or something? Is this about a sister named Kristen? Mama? Can I have another lifesaver?
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